I was just thinking...

Happy Hour always lasts more than an hour.

Has anyone ever outrun the rain and not gotten wet?

Why is there no "e" in the word lightning?

When people say they want to "get together and catch up on what you've been doing", why is more time spent on cellphones than "catching up".

Who decided what order the alphabet would be?

A B C Z X N O
Z B C UA

Birds knees are backwards.